April 22, 2009

Halloween

If I threw a halloween party I would:


A) invite close friends


B) furnish a full bar


C) show up to my own party!

Kelly Bensimon, however, decides to “lend her name” to a crap party, charges people for drinks, and shows up 3 hours late.

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Breast implants If I were to get implants, I would: a) make them natural b) make them perky c) make them close together Kelly Bensimon got implants, and she decided to: Have them lay askew and pointing in two different directions and outward, which actually makes it look like she has 4 breasts, with each of her shoulders serving as the weak, lopsided breasts and the implants being the much larger, diagonal counterpart.
Breast implants

If I were to get implants, I would:

a) make them natural

b) make them perky

c) make them close together

Kelly Bensimon got implants, and she decided to:

Have them lay askew and pointing in two different directions and outward, which actually makes it look like she has 4 breasts, with each of her shoulders serving as the weak, lopsided breasts and the implants being the much larger, diagonal counterpart.

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April 16, 2009

Running in NYC

When I go for a run in the city, I generally choose one of the following paths:

a) Inside Central Park or Prospect Park

b) Along the West Side Hwy or Brooklyn Promenade

c) Anywhere where I’m confined to the sidewalk

Kelly Bensimmon chooses her running path:

In the MIDDLE of 5th Ave, blocking traffic

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What would Jill Zarin do with $16,000?

If I had $16,000 to spend anywhere I’d like, I would:

a) pay off my student loans and credit card debt

b) find a small, poor village in a foreign country and supply them with sustainable goods

c) put towards a down payment on a house

Jill Zarin would:

Purchase 1 Bea Bag with her husband’s money for her birthday

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